The ultimate dad joke compilation
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them
"everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back"
"I’m not vain. I’m just recovering from years and years of low self-esteem."
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